The Llama Heist: A Luxury Ride Gone Rogue
At Utah Chauffeurs Premium Car Service, anything was possible—airport transfers, corporate travel, special events, and even, apparently, llama-related crime.
The Unusual Request
Max, a seasoned chauffeur, was used to VIP requests. “I need the AC exactly at 67°F.” “Can you play whale sounds at 30% volume?” “Drive as if we’re being chased by MI6.”
But nothing prepared him for the call he got at 2:00 AM.
“I need a ride. Urgent. Discreet. Must accommodate a llama.”
Max checked the caller ID.
Unknown Number.
Of course.
The Client Arrives… With a Plus-One
He pulled up to the designated location—a deserted parking lot in Salt Lake City.
A man in a tuxedo covered in hay waved him down. Beside him stood a llama.
“Name’s Vincent,” the man said, climbing in. The llama, wearing a tiny bowtie, hopped in next to him.
Max raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Professionalism was key.
“Where to?”
Vincent glanced around. “Drive. Fast. If anyone asks, you didn’t see me.”
Max, unfazed, started the engine.
The Chase Begins
Minutes into the ride, headlights appeared in the rearview mirror.
A black SUV tailed them.
Vincent cursed. The llama spit at the window aggressively.
“Don’t slow down!” Vincent shouted.
“Sir,” Max said calmly, “I provide premium car service. Not getaway service.”
Vincent flashed a gold credit card. “Triple your rate.”
Max floored it.
Llama Drama on the Highway
The SUV gained on them.
“WHAT did you do?” Max asked.
Vincent adjusted his tie. “Technically, I did nothing. However… The Utah State Fair’s Llama Showcase may be missing its grand champion.”
Max glanced at the llama, who looked smug.
“You stole a prized llama?”
Vincent gasped. “I liberated him. He deserves better than a life of pageantry! He wants freedom!”
The llama nodded dramatically.
Max sighed. Just another night at Utah Chauffeurs Premium Car Service.
The Escape Plan
The black SUV pulled up beside them.
A man in a cowboy hat leaned out, pointing a tranquilizer dart.
The llama SCREAMED.
“Plan B!” Vincent yelled.
He rolled down the window and shoved the llama out.
Max slammed the brakes. The SUV swerved, narrowly missing the airborne llama.
The llama landed gracefully, trotted away, and disappeared into the Utah wilderness.
The SUV stopped. The cowboy got out, sobbing.
“Come back, Stardust!”
Max took a deep breath and drove away.
A Five-Star Ending
As they reached the city, Vincent patted Max’s shoulder. “You’re a pro. Ever need an alibi, I got you.”
He vanished into the night.
Moments later, Max’s phone pinged.
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- Vincent & Stardust
Max shook his head. Just another day at Utah Chauffeurs Premium Car Service.